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There are two different versions: a hardcover and a softcover/paperback. The hardcover has a fancy glossy finish and is NOT a cheap version with a lame removable jacket wrapped around it. Both versions of the book are about the same size, but the hardcover is designed to sit on the coffee table as a wonderful conversation starter. The paperback is similar in size but obviously isn't as fancy as the high-gloss cover might not lay flat with repeated use.
Some outlets ask for the book's International Standard Book Number (ISBN) so if you need those, they are as follows:
- Hard Cover: 978-1-942836-68-1
- Soft Cover: 978-1-942836-69-8
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See the Table of Contents showing all 27 chapters and more!
The Perfect Gift
This book is the perfect coffee table gag gift for new husbands, grooms, and those considering marriage proposals. It's 27 chapters (not counting the Addendum) of humorous, stereotypical subject matter that men have pondered for centuries, resulting in the compiled knowledge of everything that men know about women.
It will cause discussion and laughter among your friends!
The Secret Addendum (Husbandry 101) is worth the whole purchase! Learn how to avoid doing laundry or cooking ever again…at the insistence of your wife!
"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!" - R. Scott Alvord, author
"I have been a marriage and family counselor for 14 years and I have read this book from cover to cover and can attest that what men know about women in every single one of these categories is...well...100% accurate!" - Dr. Emerald, MFT
"This book is a must-read for young men or as a refresher course for the experienced man. Scott does a tremendous job outlining the numerous topics that we should know about women. The excerpts from Husbandry 101 are humorous, but I am surprised he is making public this top-secret information. What Men Know About Women is a lighthearted, funny read that celebrates what we really know about women and our relationship with them."
Dan Beal
Writer/Producer
"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!"
R. Scott Alvord
Author
"This book speaks volumes, well actually pages, to what men know about women. It's clever, entertaining, and a quick read. Read this book when you need to laugh or chuckle - which should be all of the time! This is the perfect gift for any man - it's kind of like getting a vacuum on my birthday. I didn't ask for it, but it sure is useful."
Alyson Smith
Rad woman, wife, mother, sister
Exposed Numbers
Chapters
This is the unabridged version which means these 27 chapters have EVERYTHING that men know about women. We even have a catch-all category for things that are hard to categorize. Plus there is a Secret Addendum!
People Involved
The number of people involved at the higher levels of gathering and filtering the massive amount of leads for sources of information that men know about women. Also provided feedback or suggested edits.
Female Population
At the time of publishing, there were 3,904,727,342 women on this planet (49.58% of the total population). YES, this UNABRIDGED book covers ALL of them!