About the Book
Secrets Exposed - What Men Know About Women (Unabridged Edition)
Includes Secret Addendum: Husbandry 101
Because it's unabridged, we're holding nothing back! Find out the known secrets learned through the generations about many topics surrounding the women in our lives.
Before you assume you know what's in this gag book, you should check out the Table of Contents with a sample chapter explanation as well as the Husbandry 101 segment that will knock your socks off.
The book itself includes:
To understand how this coffee table gag book functions, take a peek inside!
See the Table of Contents showing all 27 chapters and more!
The Perfect Gift
This book is the perfect coffee table gag gift for new husbands, grooms, and those considering marriage proposals. It's 27 chapters (not counting the Addendum) of humorous, stereotypical subject matter that men have pondered for centuries, resulting in the compiled knowledge of everything that men know about women.
It will cause discussion and laughter among your friends!
The Secret Addendum (Husbandry 101) is worth the whole purchase! Learn how to avoid doing laundry or cooking ever again…at the insistence of your wife!
"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!" - R. Scott Alvord, author
"I have been a marriage and family counselor for 14 years and I have read this book from cover to cover and can attest that what men know about women in every single one of these categories is...well...100% accurate!" - Dr. Emerald, MFT
"This book is a must-read for young men or as a refresher course for the experienced man. Scott does a tremendous job outlining the numerous topics that we should know about women. The excerpts from Husbandry 101 are humorous, but I am surprised he is making public this top-secret information. What Men Know About Women is a lighthearted, funny read that celebrates what we really know about women and our relationship with them."
Dan Beal
Writer/Producer
"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!"
R. Scott Alvord
Author
"This book speaks volumes, well actually pages, to what men know about women. It's clever, entertaining, and a quick read. Read this book when you need to laugh or chuckle - which should be all of the time! This is the perfect gift for any man - it's kind of like getting a vacuum on my birthday. I didn't ask for it, but it sure is useful."
Alyson Smith
Rad woman, wife, mother, sister
About the Secret Addendum, "Husbandry 101"
For dudes only! Learn how to never have to do laundry again...at the request of your gal! This Husbandry 101 is full of entertaining advice on how to avoid cooking in the kitchen, how to retain your BBQ master grill status, and for the first time, information on that secret scoring game that women play! Ummm, yeah, there are some pretty strong disclaimers included too.
This secret addendum chapter contains FOUR subchapters (excerpts) from the full Husbandry 101 manuscript. Yes, it’s a manuscript, almost holy because of the wisdom and power, but not in any way sacrilegious. However, the full manuscript of Husbandry 101 is never shown together because if it ever got into the hands of women, our manly world would end as we know it. Manhood and freedom would be eliminated, and women would rule the world with ultimate power. Click here to see more details about this secret addendum!
Author's Disclaimer
The author, Scott Alvord, is very aware that his book contains material that could be offensive to hyper-sensitive folks who don't actually read the book and only look at the table of contents to realize that the book is 100% written for humor and intended for entertainment. That is why he ran everything past groups of reviewers to get feedback and viewpoints. His wife even clarified this in the book's Foreword!
Here are Scott's words as written in his Dedication and Acknowledgements section of the book:
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And finally, to those of you with a great sense of humor who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!
I do want to be CLEAR that this book is written for entertainment purposes only and if you are offended…well…re-read this sentence. Also, if you choose to really follow the “secret” techniques detailed in the Addendum, you might find yourself sleeping on a couch until you wake back up into the reality of modern marriages.
Sincerely,
Scott
There is also a disclaimer on the copyright page at the very beginning of the book that includes the sentences:
This book was written for entertainment purposes and if you try to use it as a marriage or relationship guide…well…it’s kinda like Darwin’s Survival of the Fittest, you risk becoming extinct!
Exposed Numbers
Chapters
This is the unabridged version which means these 27 chapters have EVERYTHING that men know about women. We even have a catch-all category for things that are hard to categorize. Plus there is a Secret Addendum!
People Involved
The number of people involved at the higher levels of gathering and filtering the massive amount of leads for sources of information that men know about women. Also provided feedback or suggested edits.
Female Population
At the time of publishing, there were 3,904,727,342 women on this planet (49.58% of the total population). YES, this UNABRIDGED book covers ALL of them!
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