Secrets Exposed
What Men Know About Women

(Unabridged Edition)

Includes Secret Addendum: Husbandry 101

Secrets Exposed - What Men Know About Women (book cover)

MESSAGE TO MEN: Brace yourselves, gentlemen! This hilarious book pulls back the curtain on the mysteries of the fairer sex. This 27-chapter, 500-page masterpiece is your backstage pass to the comedy show that is relationships. Get ready to laugh and even learn as the Secret Addendum might teach you about things like the secret scoring game women play and ways to have her ask you to not cook or do laundry!

MESSAGE TO WOMEN: Besides getting a huge laugh with your girlfriends, you should get this for your guy to help lay the foundation for a strong and happy marriage filled with laughter. Don't worry, this book doesn't spill the beans in an embarrassing way, but it does show how little they really know! Its humor can create positive associations with discussions about commitment, shared responsibilities, and the joy of being uniquely different!

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Exposed Numbers

Chapters

This is the unabridged version which means these 27 chapters have EVERYTHING that men know about women. We even have a catch-all category for things that are hard to categorize. Plus there is a Secret Addendum!

People Involved

The number of people involved at the higher levels of gathering and filtering the massive amount of leads for sources of information that men know about women. Also provided feedback or suggested edits.

Female Population

At the time of publishing, there were 3,904,727,342 women on this planet (49.58% of the total population). YES, this UNABRIDGED book covers ALL of them!

The Perfect Gift

This book is the perfect coffee table gag gift for new husbands, grooms, and those considering marriage proposals. It's 27 chapters (not counting the Addendum) of humorous, stereotypical subject matter that men have pondered for centuries, resulting in the compiled knowledge of everything that men know about women.

It will cause discussion and laughter among your friends!

The Secret Addendum (Husbandry 101) is worth the whole purchase! Learn how to avoid doing laundry or cooking ever again…at the insistence of your wife!

"To those who love and appreciate the differences between men and women: I sincerely hope you enjoy this book. I whole-heartedly admit that us guys are the weaker gender and I hope the humor you find in this book celebrates that weakness!" - R. Scott Alvord, author

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"I have been a marriage and family counselor for 14 years and I have read this book from cover to cover and can attest that what men know about women in every single one of these categories is...well...100% accurate!" - Dr. Emerald, MFT

"This book is a must-read for young men or as a refresher course for the experienced man. Scott does a tremendous job outlining the numerous topics that we should know about women. The excerpts from Husbandry 101 are humorous, but I am surprised he is making public this top-secret information. What Men Know About Women is a lighthearted, funny read that celebrates what we really know about women and our relationship with them."

Dan Beal
Writer/Producer

R. Scott Alvord
Author

"This book speaks volumes, well actually pages, to what men know about women. It's clever, entertaining, and a quick read. Read this book when you need to laugh or chuckle - which should be all of the time! This is the perfect gift for any man - it's kind of like getting a vacuum on my birthday. I didn't ask for it, but it sure is useful."